Joshua prepares to get white girl wasted.
(via jagktrench)
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That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence.
Pulp Fiction (1994)
(Source: larmoyante, via ultraviolent-horrorshow)
Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
i prefer a lot
(via shelby4nne)
| Everyone on tumblr: | i'm ugly *actually gorgeous* |
|---|---|
| Me: | i'm ugly *actually ugly* |
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
(via letme-kissyou-inside-out)
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
(via sheepfightclub)
